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Waiting tables is a tough job that nobody is ever really prepared for. Customers give shitty tips, sometimes you forget their order, or just getting horriblecustomers overall. Whatever happens at a restaurant it is something more than a smoke break and a cry in the storage closet can fix - waitstaff need a healthy dose of humor.

擔(dān)當(dāng)餐廳服務(wù)員可是一項(xiàng)艱苦卓絕的工作，誰(shuí)都不敢說(shuō)自己能對(duì)這個(gè)工作應(yīng)付自如。挫折總是層出不窮，例如，一毛不拔的食客付出少得可憐的小費(fèi)，或者食客應(yīng)該你忘記了他們下的菜單而大發(fā)脾氣，還有其他種種令人難以應(yīng)付的顧客。在餐廳里經(jīng)歷的酸甜苦辣太過(guò)沉重，不是一個(gè)人靜一靜、抽根煙，或者在儲(chǔ)藏室里大叫一通就能緩解的——一個(gè)服務(wù)員需要一點(diǎn)幽默感，才能保持身心健康。

The list below are some of the hilarious ways in which restaurant workers deal with the chaos that is all just part of the job. From taking a silly joke a customer said quite literally to funny messages on receipts, these people know that humor is the only way to keep your sanity on the job. So scrolldown and don't forget to upvote your favs as a tip!

處理與食客的糾紛，這是服務(wù)員每日工作的一部分。下面一組圖片中的服務(wù)員卻能以幽默的調(diào)侃解決這些糾紛。被食客蠢蠢的玩笑撩到時(shí)，他們能機(jī)智的反撩回去，他們還會(huì)在訂單上留下搞笑的段子。這些服務(wù)員知道，在這個(gè)行業(yè)中，幽默是維持自己理智的唯一辦法。往下翻翻，看一看。別忘了為你最喜歡的圖片投上一票，付出你的“小費(fèi)”喲！

1 A Waiter Gave Me This When I Was Crying In Village Inn Restaurant. I Responded With The Bottom Image.

我坐在一個(gè)鄉(xiāng)村小飯館里默默哭泣，一個(gè)服務(wù)員給了我這盤甜點(diǎn)。我的回復(fù)如下圖。

Awe you can't cry when there is whipped cream!

看著盤子里的奶油，誰(shuí)還哭得出來(lái)？！

2 Boyfriend Knocked Over His Orange Juice, Waitress Brought Him This

男朋友撞翻了他的橙汁。服務(wù)員為他端來(lái)了這個(gè)。

As a klutzychick, this would make my day.

作為一個(gè)笨手笨腳的女孩，如果有服務(wù)員這樣對(duì)我，一定會(huì)讓我開(kāi)心一整天。

3. Saw A Waiter Clearing Plates At A Local Restaurant.

在本市一家餐廳里，看見(jiàn)一個(gè)服務(wù)員這樣端著要洗的臟盤子。

I tried waitressing once. I dropped a burger on a guy's lap. I lasted 2 days.

我曾經(jīng)當(dāng)過(guò)服務(wù)員。我把漢堡掉在一個(gè)男人的大腿上了。我總共就干了兩天。

4. Last Night I Worked My Final Shift As A Waitress. I Present To You My Last Supper

昨晚是我最后一個(gè)夜班，從此我不再是服務(wù)員了。請(qǐng)看，這就是我“最后的晚餐”。

Amazing shot!

精彩的照片！

5. My Buddy Told Me That "Lattes Are For Pussies" As I Ordered One. Here Is How The Barista Interpreted What He Said

我的男閨蜜對(duì)我說(shuō)，“小貓咪才喝拿鐵”。但我還是點(diǎn)了一杯拿鐵。咖啡師聽(tīng)到了男閨蜜的話，他是這樣詮釋這句話的。

I hope she recieved a proper tip :D

希望這位咖啡師應(yīng)該得到一大筆小費(fèi)。

6. I Overheard A Rude Customer So I Told The Waitress She Was Doing A Great Job

我無(wú)意間聽(tīng)到一個(gè)食客對(duì)服務(wù)員惡語(yǔ)相向。

That.... sounds painful. Besides. everybody knows, the proper usage of a spoon is bludgeoning.

這聽(tīng)起來(lái)……會(huì)很疼。再說(shuō)，人人都知道，勺子是用來(lái)“敲”，而不是“戳”的呀。

7. My Dad Asked The Waitress For "One Very Small Check." I Think That She Out-Dadjoked Him In Response.

我爸爸請(qǐng)服務(wù)員給他一張“非常小的小支票”，對(duì)這種“老爸開(kāi)的冷笑話”，服務(wù)員應(yīng)付自如，反而是爸爸被逗弄了。

8. My Waitress Saw That I Liked The Powerpuff Girls So She Made A Blossom To Go With My Chocolate Cheesecake.

服務(wù)員注意到我喜歡《飛天小女警》，所以，她在我的巧克力芝士蛋糕旁邊畫了一個(gè)花花。

Mad plate dressing skills!

這盤飾的本領(lǐng)也是夠夠的。

9. This Was Our Servers Shirts

這是我們餐廳里服務(wù)員的制服

Brilliant!!

絕妙呀！

10. Our Waiter Doodled On Our Receipts.

服務(wù)員在我們的小票上隨手畫出的漫威英雄。

Great drawing! .. it’s probably something that I would do as well ?~?

畫的真好！換了我，我也會(huì)這么做，嘻嘻。

11. The Waiter Asked What My Brother Wanted For Dessert, He Said "Nothing." He Was Not Amused

服務(wù)員問(wèn)我的弟弟想吃什么甜點(diǎn)。他說(shuō)“不需要”。服務(wù)員給他上了一份“不需要”，弟弟還是無(wú)動(dòng)于衷。

Start licking!

快開(kāi)始舔盤吧！

12. Best Waiter Ever!

最好的服務(wù)員！

Whether this was jokingly or not I actually find it kind of sweet!

不管是開(kāi)玩笑還是什么，我覺(jué)得這種做法讓人感到溫暖呢！

13. After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me:

在柏林吃了一頓大餐（德國(guó)烤豬腳），我請(qǐng)服務(wù)員給我一小杯啤酒，小小的一杯就行。服務(wù)員給了我這個(gè)。

This is actually cute. I think that this is a Schnapsglas (shot glass) in mug form. Well played!

好可愛(ài)！我猜這應(yīng)該是裝烈酒的小酒杯，只是看起來(lái)像馬克杯。干得好！

14. I Ordered A Burger And Told My Waiter That For Every Pickle I Receive, I Will Destroy A City. He Returned With This And Said "My Least Favorite Places"

我點(diǎn)了一份漢堡，然后告訴服務(wù)員，如果我吃到一片酸黃瓜，我就毀掉一座城市。服務(wù)員給我端來(lái)了這個(gè)，還附贈(zèng)一份“我最討厭的城市”名單。

15. My Friend Complained To Our Waiter That There Wasn't A Lemon In His Water.

我的朋友對(duì)服務(wù)員抱怨說(shuō)，他的飲料杯口上沒(méi)有檸檬片。

16. My Bartender Wins Halloween.

我們的酒保在萬(wàn)圣節(jié)占盡了風(fēng)頭。

I'm looking for Al… last name Colic!

“我要找一個(gè)姓姬的人……名字叫尤貴！”

17. Don't Mess With Your Food Servers

“別惹惱你的服務(wù)員。”

I wonder what the customer did.

我很好奇這個(gè)顧客干了什么。

18. Last Night At Waffle House My Friends And I Asked Our Waiter To Take A Picture Of Us With My iPhone. He Made Us Do A Bunch Of Different Poses And Then Walked Away Laughing. Every Picture He Took Was Like This.

昨晚我和朋友們?cè)谌A夫餅屋聚餐。我請(qǐng)一個(gè)服務(wù)員用我的手機(jī)給我們拍張照片。他讓我們擺出各種不同的造型，為我們拍出了許多照片，離開(kāi)的時(shí)候帶著笑意。原來(lái)，他給我們拍的每張照片都是這樣的。

At least he has a sense of humour!

至少他還有幽默感！

19. A Waiter At The Lafayette Coney Island In Detroit

在底特律的拉斐特康尼島，服務(wù)員是這樣端盤子的。

That's skill.

靠本事吃飯！

20. Roller Skate Waiters

穿著滑冰鞋的服務(wù)員

WHERE IS THIS?!?!?! I NEEEEED TO KNOW!!

這是在哪里？快告訴我！

（翻譯：小木）